IV

3-26-2006

My Louisville Sugar Daddy

I drove all the way from Louisville to Cincinnati sucking on the same Sugar Daddy. Seriously, there exists no harder caramel than the stuff they shove on those cardboard sticks. The best is when the caramel finally gets soft (not soft enough to bite off and chew without removing any fillings you might have) just soft enough that you can make mouth sculptures out of it. The term mouth sculpture has two meanings, both of which I'm making up as I go. One, you can just keep sucking and let the Sugar Daddy form a sort of mold of your mouth. Two, you can actually sculp the caramel with your mouth. I like to think that I caused at least a handful of truckers to swerve off the road when they accidentally glanced what was happening in my car as they drove by. Sorry boys. There's only one Sugar Daddy for me, and oooh is he sweet.