VI

3-28-2006

Liars with Hard-ons

This is great. I'm sitting in the coffee shop. This guy comes in off the street. He sits down at a table with the other guy. The first guy, we'll call him Skippy, slurs to the second guy, we'll call him, Buck, "can I have some money for coffee?" Buck pulls out a five and gives it to him.
Skippy says, "can I keep the change?"
Buck, "sure."
Skippy, "can I come back here and sit with you?"
"Well, I have to study."
"I don't care."
"Well, I need it quiet when I study, so I can't really talk."
Then Skippy stumples away.
I can't tell if Skippy is drunk or just slow. Either way . . .
I don't think Buck knows that I can see it, but he is totally watching porn on his laptop. Like seriously graffic, boy-on-boy porn. Can you imagine what it must be like to be in a "study" group with Buck?
This is the second most fun thing that's happened to me all day.